This handy new gadget is called the Genius Pipe by Two Hoot and is very portable and discreet. Hidden inside this Black Beauty is a patented dimple design that creates millions of micro vortices with every breath. These vortices act as a super clever filter that cleans and cools the smoke without the use of water. With vaporizers, bongs, and pipes you lose the best part of the experience: the taste. With the Genius Pipe you no longer need water to cool your smoke because this revolutionary new product allows you to experience original flavour and aroma, just like nature intended!  

Remember it is far more important to lock up your bleach rather than your cannabis. ONLY one of these things will kill a human if consumed, so please think logically and be a responsible parent.